A Billion Tiny Lines

hey-juno:

Dear @Amazon, thx to all the shipping boxes, I’ve built the best #chinchilla #playground ever!

Proud to see this rebooted by the new daddy of my horrible little fluffy bastards.

(via gerbilfluff)

theyoungdoyley:

Kadeen: It is time. Time for exposition.

Oswald: Must we-

Kadeen: AS YOU KNOW-

Oswald: auuuuuugggghh

Kadeen: -the relationship between the marcher lords and the king have become quite strained in recent years due to religious rifts-

Oswald: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Kadeen: -let me explain to you the intricate- wait, why the fuck don’t you know this

Oswald:  hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

exposition is hard

Yes this.

lazyscience:

smartmouthdwench:

skottieyoung:

Infinity #1 Variant Cover

Hulk wanna play.

I feel you, Cap. I feel you.

littlefroggies:

I wanna do this meme http://frozen-lullaby.deviantart.com/art/OC-s-Photo-Album-Meme-192739522

which character of my many stupid characters should I make one for (leaning towards Chablis)?

Bostonians sharing their memories of MIT class of '87 grad Tony Stark - RadioBDC blog - Boston.com

printedsoot:

It’s a little-known fact that, long before he was Iron Man, Tony Stark studied — and partied — right here in Boston. Even as a skinny 14-year-old freshman at MIT, Stark was a little bit larger than life. Chain-smoking…

This newspaper/blog is making me happy.  So very happy.

Well done, Boston. Nerd cred bonus points.

reducto1:

Tony and his only friend, Dummy =(

(via scifigrl47)

scifigrl47:

My opinion on Tony’s actions at the end of IM3 beneath this here cut:

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fannishminded:

misshavishamscloset:

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
     - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

SO BEAUTIFUL.

THIS IS WHAT ENGLISH LIT IS FOR.

English Majors?

Do it in Iambic Pentameter.

(via doodledinmypants)

scifigrl47:

borgevino:

betzine:

unsuborsuper:

Too Spicy For Yog Sothoth

PFFT

Black Bug Room

That’s mildly upsetting

hollywood apocrypha

I’M SO PLEASED

Xanatos Speed Chess

The random button has chosen…  Very well. 8)

Looking For Love in All the Wrong Places

What No :(

• Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.
• Him: No.
• Me: Why not?
• Him: Because I don't find men attractive
• Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive
• Him: ....... I can't.
• Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN'T????