Dear @Amazon, thx to all the shipping boxes, I’ve built the best #chinchilla #playground ever!
Proud to see this rebooted by the new daddy of my horrible little fluffy bastards.
(via gerbilfluff)Source: hey-juno
Kadeen: It is time. Time for exposition.
Oswald: Must we-
Kadeen: AS YOU KNOW-
Kadeen: -the relationship between the marcher lords and the king have become quite strained in recent years due to religious rifts-
Kadeen: -let me explain to you the intricate- wait, why the fuck don’t you know this
exposition is hard
Yes this.Source: theyoungdoyley
I wanna do this meme http://frozen-lullaby.deviantart.com/art/OC-s-Photo-Album-Meme-192739522
which character of my many stupid characters should I make one for (leaning towards Chablis)?
It’s a little-known fact that, long before he was Iron Man, Tony Stark studied — and partied — right here in Boston. Even as a skinny 14-year-old freshman at MIT, Stark was a little bit larger than life. Chain-smoking…
This newspaper/blog is making me happy. So very happy.
Well done, Boston. Nerd cred bonus points.Source: printedsoot
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”
*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
THIS IS WHAT ENGLISH LIT IS FOR.
Do it in Iambic Pentameter.
(via doodledinmypants)Source: humortrain